Adelaide mother-to-be, Maria Digeronimo opens her unborn daughter Valentino’s closet, the place she retains the infant’s wardrobe for her first 14 years.There are rows and rows of designer garments and footwear – we’re speaking Versace, Burberry, Fendi, Gucci – all with their worth tags nonetheless connected. Drawers full of designer child bottles and dummies. No fakes to be seen.“I purchased as much as the age of 14 so then she is going to have the ability to get into my garments,” she smiles.Adelaide’s Maria has a ardour for designer manufacturers – and so will her child if she has something to do with it. Photograph: InstagramWelcome to Yummy Mummies – Channel 7’s new present, which begins on Sunday night time at 9.30pm.The 4 girls featured see their pregnant bellies as a vogue accent and an excuse to obtain extravagant “push” presents from their husbands.Mainly, this a present about pampered girls with extravagant existence, who store, drink mocktails and discuss a little bit of nonsense about having infants.It’s additionally some of the poorly made tv sequence to emerge in Australian tv in a really very long time.It’s tedious, relentless and rudderless. There’s no actual story – simply manufactured moments and faux drama.Apart from Maria, the mums-to-be are all from Melbourne: mannequin and first college instructor Lorinska Merrington, actual property agent Rachel Watts and mannequin Jane Scandizzo.We first meet them as they parade down an empty avenue in designer clothes, bellies out.“Jaws are dropping,” says Rachel. Actually? The place?Lorinska reveals she’s loving intercourse together with her husband, Andrew, as her being pregnant progresses.“Week 40 – don’t name us. I’ll be busy,” she declares.She’s invited Jane and Rachel alongside together with her to assist her store for her “push current”.She spots a $99,000 uncommon diamond ring and says her husband will probably be again to purchase it for her.Rachel snorts with laughter, “That bitch higher be pushing out a watermelon for that.”Subsequent, in a pointless plot twist constructed purely for tv, Maria invitations the Melbourne mums to her child bathe in Adelaide to indicate them what extravagant residing is all about.Her mom Margherita, who’s allegedly about to show 60, channels Patsy from Completely Fabulous as they plan the infant bathe that will probably be Adelaide’s “most glamorous and finest ever”, bitching and combating all the way in which.Maria (centre) together with her mom Margherita (left) and sister Bianca. Photograph: SevenThe Melbourne mums dutifully arrive in Adelaide trying as bemused because the viewers about what they’re doing there.Over a suitably lavish morning tea, Maria reveals she insisted on her associate getting her title tattooed on his arm inside a month of assembly him – admitting that it was “branding him” as hers.She’s into manufacturers, she says, as she reveals off her Chanel-themed make-up room.And so to the endlessly trumpeted, Versace-themed child bathe.What follows is 90 minutes (together with advert breaks) of stretched-out tedium and a supposed cliffhanger about occurs subsequent week on the child bathe.There’s one saving grace. Her title is Jess, the planner employed by the venue the place the infant bathe is held. She doesn’t as soon as lose her composure whereas coping with Maria’s more and more ridiculous calls for.The viewers could should channel their internal Jess to get by means of this lot.