Simply two episodes and a few days in and, Seven’s new actuality present, Yummy Mummies, is shaping as one of many TV train-wrecks of 2017.The collection follows the final month within the pregnancies of three girls in Melbourne and one in Adelaide.Cheesy, predictable, trivialises girls and reduces parenting to a different merchandise on a procuring record of must-haves. Credit score:SEVEN NETWORKAs you’ll be able to guess from the title, that is no worthy, BBC-style Seven Up about these girls’s pregnancies: a extra apt description could be Intercourse and the Metropolis with child bumps. (One of many yummy mums, Rachel Watts, even supplies Carrie Bradshaw-like commentary on the opposite mums’ antics. She sort of seems to be like Carrie Bradshaw, too.)Within the first episode the Melbourne girls – Lorinksa Merrington, Jane Scandizzo and Ms Watts – store for frocks, drink mocktails, get an ultrasound after which store once more, this time for a “push current”: a suitably expensive bauble from hubby for enduring the being pregnant and delivering his first-born. (Who knew there was such a factor? You study one thing each time you turn on a TV.)The forged of Yummy Mummies: Maria Di Geronimo, Lorinksa Merrington, Jane Scandizzo and Rachel Watts.Credit score:Seven NetworkIn Adelaide, Maria Di Geronimo, a label-obsessed Italian-Australian suburban diva, plans “Adelaide’s greatest child bathe”, has a public tantrum on the reception centre the place the bathe is to be held, and exhibits off racks filled with designer put on already purchased for her child. (It is a woman. Valentina.)The TV critics are having this one for breakfast: it is cheesy, predictable, trivialises girls and reduces parenting to a different merchandise on a procuring record of must-haves. And that is simply within the first episode.Episode two introduced the newborn bathe and the Melbourne girls’s shock and awe on the antics in Adelaide (full with Di Geronimo’s Donatella Versace-style mom performing a drag-show mime and an precise drag-show Donatella Versace dropping in), earlier than igniting controversy as Maria and her mom are postpone their lunch by a younger mom breastfeeding in a restaurant.Watching Yummy Mummies you may really feel envy, identification, condescension, amusement, annoyance, or one thing we do not have a phrase for, however that will roughly translate as “a way of ethical, cultural and mental superiority”.